assiest:

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

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I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

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dj-bsnow:

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

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kawrying:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

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